February 2012
5 posts
Feb 17th
So many snails.
Seriously, I have snails on top of snails on top of snails.  I can’t handle this.
Feb 15th
Figures.
Walk into town for pie and to read, Yours Truly closed early today.
Feb 8th
Pie.
I had banana cream pie at lunch today. I’m seriously considering going to get some tri-berry in a goblet with ice cream and all sorts of other shit on top.  FUCK, it’s happening. So fat. 
Feb 8th
Oh gross
Arthur smells terrible. Preesure he’s dead-o. :[
Feb 2nd
I can't tell if Arthur the snail is dead or not.
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Feb 1st
January 2012
15 posts
Jan 26th
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3:20 a.m.
Why am I awake? I need to roll over but Touki is sleeping on my belly. I hate having to move him. Cat lady problems.
Jan 26th
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The woman across from me
just told me my mom sounds like a “really good tutor.”  I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO EXPRESS HOW PROUD I AM OF MY MOTHER. 
Jan 25th
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I suppose I should add that I’m looking at schools in England..
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Anonymous asked: shwo yer tuts
Jan 11th
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Read it. →
Jan 11th
2 notes
How much beer is too much beer?
No such thing as too much beer.
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
18 posts
22.
Goin’ nowhere. Happy birthday.
Dec 30th
2 notes
Experienced my first cheddar Bacon cheeseburger.
It fucking ruled. Thank you, Carsons. Live Irish music, hot bartender, and killer food.
Dec 27th
2 notes
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
A Fine Frenzy (21) Nat King Cole (16) The Acorn (10) The Decemberists (8) Adele (4) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Dec 27th
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Dec 23rd
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trainwreck asked: yes, catz! catzzzzz! meow.
Dec 22nd
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IDGAF
I will forever love The Decemberists. 
Dec 21st
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Dec 4th
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Welcome back, Chaos.
Dec 3rd
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I can't handle my life.
Touki has been humping me for the past month. I just realized that’s what it was.
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
13 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →
Major Lazer (5) Brand New (3) Alexi Murdoch (3) Willy Mason (3) Adele (3) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 21st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Iron & Wine (2) Andrew Bird (2) The Postal Service (2) Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (2) Local Natives (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Nov 15th
So this is how it goes.
Everything begins to come together, and then your mind makes the world crumble. 
Nov 14th
Dear Depression,
You are a huge pain in my ass. 
Nov 12th
Nov 9th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Iron & Wine (3) Howard Blake (3) Midlake (2) Jónsi (2) Alaska In Winter (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Nov 4th
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There is snot dripping down my throat and all over...
If that doesn’t turn a guy on, what does?
Nov 4th
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